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Created on 2001-05-16 18:51:33 (#137525), last updated 2004-12-08

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Name:	Potch
Birthdate:	05-30
Location:	BULGARIA, Arizona, United States
Website:	heh

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since my birth, I've been gifted with the remarkable ability to generate cheese logs in the air parallel to my genitals. this provoked widely differing opinions on the part of Mrs. Elderberry's third grade math class, to which I was privy to during my formitive years. Indeed, some began to taunt me with their loathesome invective, driving me further into my cheese-strewn world of provolone, brie and the occasional light cheddar soufle'. Subtly however, I got my revenge. A shadowed corner, a slice of hate-filled montery jack, and no witnesses. This was the fate of my mockers....

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ballet, cheese, linguistics, literature, music, philosophy, poetry, women, writings

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